1 00:00:00,637 --> 00:00:02,583 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,499 --> 00:00:05,861 Since the dawn of time, 3 00:00:05,966 --> 00:00:08,015 kids have been trying to get away with stuff, 4 00:00:08,183 --> 00:00:10,074 and ours is no exception. 5 00:00:10,463 --> 00:00:12,051 Whoo! Oh! 6 00:00:12,359 --> 00:00:15,473 Best... day... ever! 7 00:00:15,845 --> 00:00:18,140 Long story short, I still hate dodgeball. 8 00:00:18,259 --> 00:00:19,955 What about you, Axl? How was your day? 9 00:00:20,058 --> 00:00:21,204 Whatevs. 10 00:00:21,936 --> 00:00:22,664 In two years, we're gonna be 11 00:00:22,739 --> 00:00:25,254 releasing you into society, so here's a little tip-- 12 00:00:25,348 --> 00:00:27,612 "Whatevs" is not the answer to any question. 13 00:00:27,747 --> 00:00:30,554 Fine. School. Homework. Whatevs. 14 00:00:30,685 --> 00:00:33,141 Mm, speaking of homework, 15 00:00:33,308 --> 00:00:36,102 the next time you want to take our desk chair 16 00:00:36,188 --> 00:00:37,342 out on the open road, 17 00:00:37,436 --> 00:00:40,102 you might want to register it at the DMV first. 18 00:00:40,202 --> 00:00:42,652 You did what? I just bought that chair. 19 00:00:42,736 --> 00:00:44,551 You could have killed yourself, Axl. 20 00:00:44,966 --> 00:00:45,975 Yeah, that, too. 21 00:00:46,075 --> 00:00:47,102 It was perfectly safe. 22 00:00:47,175 --> 00:00:48,247 I was strapped in with bungee cords 23 00:00:48,335 --> 00:00:50,398 and the belt from Darrin's dad's robe. 24 00:00:50,547 --> 00:00:51,927 How'd you find out about this, anyway? 25 00:00:52,029 --> 00:00:55,792 How many times do I have to tell you? Moms know everything. 26 00:00:56,068 --> 00:00:57,908 Try another stooge move like this again, and you can forget 27 00:00:58,018 --> 00:00:59,712 about going to the lake with Sean and Darrin. 28 00:00:59,837 --> 00:01:02,355 No! You can't take the lake away from me. 29 00:01:02,448 --> 00:01:04,272 I've been working on my abs all winter. 30 00:01:04,472 --> 00:01:06,918 I'm not taking it away from you yet. 31 00:01:07,082 --> 00:01:09,607 If you want to go to the lake, don't do any more stupid stuff. 32 00:01:09,698 --> 00:01:10,961 It's in your control. 33 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,536 How is that in my control? 34 00:01:14,858 --> 00:01:17,601 And it's not only the ones who you expect that screw up. 35 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:19,867 Sometimes it's the good ones, too. 36 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:31,366 So the next night, we found ourselves 37 00:01:31,463 --> 00:01:33,288 in the same place with a different kid. 38 00:01:33,377 --> 00:01:35,483 I just don't understand why I need to learn this skill. 39 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,665 Outside of gym class, when will I ever need to dodge a ball? 40 00:01:38,772 --> 00:01:40,264 You just gotta get through it, Brick. 41 00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:41,483 Look, when I was in fourth grade, 42 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:42,837 I got beaned on the side of the head, 43 00:01:42,931 --> 00:01:46,005 and to make it worse, I was wearing my mom's earrings. 44 00:01:46,137 --> 00:01:48,943 I probably had it coming since I borrowed 'em without asking. 45 00:01:49,031 --> 00:01:50,419 Okay! I'm sorry I took your earrings. 46 00:01:50,512 --> 00:01:52,300 I know you know, so please stop torturing me. 47 00:01:52,417 --> 00:01:53,823 Of course I know. 48 00:01:53,932 --> 00:01:56,933 You have to do more than refluff the carpet to get one by me. 49 00:01:57,059 --> 00:01:58,140 When are you gonna realize she's got eyes 50 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:01,016 in the back of her head? How many fingers? 51 00:02:01,136 --> 00:02:02,516 Three. 52 00:02:03,011 --> 00:02:04,848 I'm sorry, mom. 53 00:02:05,249 --> 00:02:06,865 I just wanted to try them out. 54 00:02:07,035 --> 00:02:08,434 Brad and I are doing our team sober 55 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:10,444 non-texting-and-driving performance at the mall, 56 00:02:10,571 --> 00:02:12,213 and I'm playing a high-powered businesswoman 57 00:02:12,331 --> 00:02:14,017 who thinks the rules don't apply to her. 58 00:02:14,153 --> 00:02:16,896 Well, around here, the rules do apply to you, 59 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:19,172 and if you don't follow 'em, there's gonna be consequences. 60 00:02:19,286 --> 00:02:22,324 Yeah. I say we make her take a run through slap alley. 61 00:02:22,436 --> 00:02:23,667 I call butt and face. 62 00:02:24,028 --> 00:02:26,501 You're right. Sorry I took the earrings. 63 00:02:26,633 --> 00:02:28,821 I'm going to my room without dinner. 64 00:02:28,936 --> 00:02:30,519 And I'll go to my room with dinner. 65 00:02:30,616 --> 00:02:34,192 Sit down. Now everybody drink their milk. It expires today. 66 00:02:35,966 --> 00:02:38,683 Yep. It's nice to be able to scare people. 67 00:02:39,571 --> 00:02:41,079 Sure beats being scared. 68 00:02:41,174 --> 00:02:42,838 All right, listen up, space-wasters. 69 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:44,378 In case you're not clear on this, 70 00:02:44,499 --> 00:02:46,643 this is not a parking lot. 71 00:02:46,805 --> 00:02:49,222 You can actually sell those cars out there. 72 00:02:49,359 --> 00:02:51,544 And don't whine to me about the economy. 73 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:56,090 My wife's paint-huffing brother just got a job, so it's back. 74 00:02:56,366 --> 00:02:58,960 Now I want to hear some ideas. Pete? 75 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,518 Nothing. Bob. Nothing. 76 00:03:01,629 --> 00:03:04,373 Fish-Face. Nothing! 77 00:03:04,791 --> 00:03:07,075 Sir, that-- That was a customer. 78 00:03:07,233 --> 00:03:09,002 You know, the Indy 500 is coming up. 79 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:12,192 What if we had a radio station broadcast live from the lot 80 00:03:12,287 --> 00:03:14,003 and tied it in with the race? 81 00:03:15,258 --> 00:03:16,853 Hmm. Interesting. 82 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,733 Pete, you want to repeat that in a man's voice 83 00:03:18,828 --> 00:03:20,037 so I can see if I like it? 84 00:03:20,176 --> 00:03:21,200 I can do it, sir. 85 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:22,633 I said, "a man's voice." 86 00:03:22,763 --> 00:03:25,782 You know what? Forget it. I love the idea. 87 00:03:25,907 --> 00:03:27,654 The Indy 500. 88 00:03:27,777 --> 00:03:29,848 We go live on the radio 89 00:03:29,981 --> 00:03:34,193 and promise to sell 500 cars in 5 days, 90 00:03:34,331 --> 00:03:36,443 and if it doesn't work, it's your fault. 91 00:03:36,557 --> 00:03:39,722 - But-- - "But" nothing! Now somebody go sell Fish-Face a car. 92 00:03:44,096 --> 00:03:45,999 Axl? Can I ask you a favor? 93 00:03:46,148 --> 00:03:47,372 Sure. Why not? 94 00:03:47,514 --> 00:03:48,471 - Will you-- - No. 95 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:51,326 Brad and I really need a ride to the mall tomorrow 96 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,345 for our anti-texting-and-driving performance. 97 00:03:53,465 --> 00:03:57,384 Lives are depending on it. Will you please drive us? 98 00:03:57,567 --> 00:03:59,457 Will you make me a sandwich? 99 00:03:59,928 --> 00:04:01,901 Ugh. Fine. 100 00:04:02,268 --> 00:04:03,521 - Then he says... - "'But' nothing! 101 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:05,358 Now go sell Fish-Face a car." 102 00:04:05,457 --> 00:04:06,300 Who's Fish-Face? 103 00:04:06,406 --> 00:04:08,197 Ah, some customer. Doesn't matter. 104 00:04:08,294 --> 00:04:09,524 He look like a fish? 105 00:04:11,249 --> 00:04:13,005 So we need to be at the mall by 3:45. 106 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,529 Good luck with that. 107 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:15,993 Axl. 108 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,009 What? I said, "Will you make me a sandwich?" 109 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:19,332 I didn't say I'd drive you. 110 00:04:19,874 --> 00:04:21,547 That is so not fair. 111 00:04:21,682 --> 00:04:23,507 Fine. Get me some chips. 112 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,478 Did he have bulging eyes? Is that what it was? 113 00:04:27,588 --> 00:04:29,927 I don't know. He had a fish-like essence, okay? 114 00:04:30,041 --> 00:04:32,482 The point is I don't have time to sell 500 cars. 115 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:33,881 I got a lot going on this week. 116 00:04:33,979 --> 00:04:36,234 I have to be at Brick's school on Friday for Parent Night. 117 00:04:36,605 --> 00:04:37,646 Ah. 118 00:04:37,916 --> 00:04:41,250 Thank you for the chips. Have fun walking to the mall. 119 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,912 Axl! 120 00:04:43,028 --> 00:04:47,057 W-- I cannot believe it. You are so selfish! 121 00:04:47,202 --> 00:04:48,921 Axl? Are you okay? 122 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,335 Pop. Pop. 123 00:04:51,623 --> 00:04:53,745 I don't get why you're stressing out about Parent Night. 124 00:04:53,864 --> 00:04:55,734 Says the man who's never gone. 125 00:04:55,819 --> 00:04:57,512 It's called "Parent Night," not "Parents Night." 126 00:04:57,816 --> 00:04:59,022 If they wanted us both to go, 127 00:04:59,102 --> 00:05:00,608 they'd have put another "S" in there. 128 00:05:00,719 --> 00:05:03,391 It's almost too easy. 129 00:05:03,663 --> 00:05:06,026 Oh, Axl. You! 130 00:05:06,116 --> 00:05:08,098 Axl, I really need to go to the mall! 131 00:05:08,205 --> 00:05:09,900 It's the meeting where they do all the sign-ups... 132 00:05:10,001 --> 00:05:11,813 For the end-of-the-year volunteering, and every year, 133 00:05:11,893 --> 00:05:14,010 I get screwed with a crappy job, but not this year. 134 00:05:14,109 --> 00:05:16,420 This year, I'm getting paper goods if it kills me. 135 00:05:16,498 --> 00:05:18,634 Shop and dump, baby. Shop and dump. 136 00:05:18,767 --> 00:05:19,485 Hey, mom? 137 00:05:19,564 --> 00:05:21,683 I'm gonna turn in for the night, so you want to settle up? 138 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:23,804 Oh. Okay. 139 00:05:29,681 --> 00:05:31,157 All right. 140 00:05:32,497 --> 00:05:34,656 Oh. That's the stuff. 141 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,434 See you in the morning. 142 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,230 Okay. 143 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:40,999 I got a bunch of questions. 144 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,157 They're candy cigarettes. 145 00:05:43,241 --> 00:05:45,498 Yeah. I connected those dots when he ate one. 146 00:05:45,589 --> 00:05:46,764 What are they for? 147 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:49,219 Information. He told me about Axl and Sue. 148 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:50,620 Wait, what? 149 00:05:50,766 --> 00:05:52,274 Yeah, you know, the desk chair and the earrings? 150 00:05:52,401 --> 00:05:54,760 How do you think I find out about stuff around here? 151 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:57,514 So wait a minute-- Brick is a snitch? 152 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,542 I prefer the term "whistle-blower." 153 00:05:59,673 --> 00:06:01,226 I can't believe this. 154 00:06:01,347 --> 00:06:04,654 Hey. I didn't hear you complaining when I busted 'em. 155 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:08,642 That's because I assumed you were busting 'em with integrity. 156 00:06:08,741 --> 00:06:10,235 Now I know you just stock up on smokes 157 00:06:10,347 --> 00:06:12,671 and dispatch your little flying monkey. 158 00:06:12,771 --> 00:06:15,137 Look, Mike, they're young, they're crafty, 159 00:06:15,256 --> 00:06:18,598 and there's more of 'em. We need every advantage we can get. 160 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,236 It's just not right, Frankie. 161 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,746 And what if they find out about your little system? Then what? 162 00:06:22,869 --> 00:06:23,993 They're not gonna find out, 163 00:06:24,112 --> 00:06:25,910 because you're the only one who knows, 164 00:06:25,998 --> 00:06:28,881 and I think we've established that you don't like tattling. 165 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,095 I have a gun! No, I don't believe in guns. I have a stick! 166 00:06:51,191 --> 00:06:53,766 God. You're even a dork when your life is threatened. 167 00:06:53,941 --> 00:06:55,488 Axl, w-- 168 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,731 It's 1:00 in the morning. Where were you? 169 00:06:59,394 --> 00:07:01,202 Dad said, if you mess up one more time, 170 00:07:01,297 --> 00:07:02,971 you're not going to the lake. 171 00:07:04,209 --> 00:07:06,667 I was at Darrin's, playing Halo and eating cereal. 172 00:07:06,776 --> 00:07:07,847 Now are you gonna be cool about this, 173 00:07:07,931 --> 00:07:09,221 or you gonna be a snitch like Brick? 174 00:07:09,326 --> 00:07:10,347 Brick's a snitch? 175 00:07:10,453 --> 00:07:12,543 Apparently, he's been doing mom's dirty work for years. 176 00:07:12,631 --> 00:07:14,226 I overheard mom and dad fighting about it. 177 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:16,120 Wow. 178 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:17,352 Look, I need to know 179 00:07:17,451 --> 00:07:19,036 you're not gonna tell mom and dad about this. 180 00:07:19,187 --> 00:07:20,563 And I need to know 181 00:07:20,664 --> 00:07:24,191 that you're gonna drive me and Brad to the mall tomorrow. 182 00:07:25,196 --> 00:07:28,969 Why would I drive you and Brad to the-- Ohh. 183 00:07:31,195 --> 00:07:33,383 if you're looking down to read a text 184 00:07:33,502 --> 00:07:36,224 you won't see what happens next 185 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:39,046 Aah! 186 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,918 'Cause you're dead, you're dead, you're d-d-d-d-dead! 187 00:07:42,051 --> 00:07:46,267 This is so exciting. I feel like I'm backstage. 188 00:07:46,370 --> 00:07:48,654 You know, technically, backstage would be in the trunk. 189 00:07:48,751 --> 00:07:49,642 If you guys want to go back there, 190 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:51,674 I'll totally let you out before you suffocate. 191 00:07:52,010 --> 00:07:53,598 Sue. Vocal exercises. 192 00:07:53,705 --> 00:07:55,610 Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. 193 00:07:55,697 --> 00:07:57,538 Gutta-butta, gutta-butta, butta-gutta, butta-gutta. 194 00:07:57,658 --> 00:08:00,076 Mee-moo, tee-too, bee-boo, gee-goo. 195 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,924 Kill me, kill you, kill he, kill Sue. 196 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:09,080 Okay, Axl. You can pick us up right here after the show. 197 00:08:09,216 --> 00:08:11,348 We'll probably be about an hour and a half 198 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,392 unless we do an encore. Oh, who am I kidding? 199 00:08:13,505 --> 00:08:15,535 Of course we're gonna do an encore. 200 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,615 Don Ehlert here, 201 00:08:19,721 --> 00:08:22,437 and this place is swarming with customers, 202 00:08:22,542 --> 00:08:24,276 so get on down here and get yours 203 00:08:24,377 --> 00:08:26,089 while the getting is good. 204 00:08:28,624 --> 00:08:31,086 7 million people watch the Indy 500, 205 00:08:31,202 --> 00:08:33,998 and you couldn't get one of them down here with your dumb idea. 206 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:35,267 Yeah. At least I had something. 207 00:08:35,374 --> 00:08:37,464 Fish-face had more ideas than you. 208 00:08:37,570 --> 00:08:41,565 So zoom on down to Ehlert Motors before all the deals are gone. 209 00:08:42,332 --> 00:08:43,815 How do you go to music on this thing? 210 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,419 Come on, music, music. 211 00:08:46,285 --> 00:08:48,211 we're here at Ehlert's 212 00:08:48,354 --> 00:08:50,963 and we're selling lots of cars 213 00:08:51,062 --> 00:08:53,556 there's a really cool yellow one 214 00:08:53,684 --> 00:08:55,831 and we got other colors 215 00:08:55,934 --> 00:08:58,107 if yellow's not your thing 216 00:09:02,037 --> 00:09:04,399 That... was... amazing. 217 00:09:04,533 --> 00:09:05,818 Oh, do you think they liked it? 218 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,433 Are you kidding? Some of 'em even slowed down to watch. 219 00:09:08,544 --> 00:09:10,907 The death montage was the best I've ever seen it. 220 00:09:11,022 --> 00:09:12,846 Oh, when you rode the escalator 221 00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:15,584 as if it was taking you to heaven-- Goosebumps. 222 00:09:15,695 --> 00:09:17,970 We are gonna rock that gig at the senior center tomorrow. 223 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,014 I'm just gonna leave my dance shoes in the car. 224 00:09:20,133 --> 00:09:22,550 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not driving you anywhere else. 225 00:09:22,709 --> 00:09:26,062 The show is at 3:45, so we should probably leave by 3:00. 226 00:09:26,181 --> 00:09:30,944 After all, we wouldn't want to be lake. Ooh. 227 00:09:31,096 --> 00:09:33,891 I am on a serious performance high. I cannot go straight home. 228 00:09:34,001 --> 00:09:36,864 - Who's down for some... - Fro-yo? 229 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,661 Aah! 230 00:09:41,825 --> 00:09:44,273 Just when I'd reconciled myself to losing my job, 231 00:09:44,368 --> 00:09:45,701 things started to pick up, 232 00:09:45,808 --> 00:09:47,718 and it looked like I was gonna have to keep it. 233 00:09:47,834 --> 00:09:48,971 So come on down to Ehlert's 234 00:09:49,058 --> 00:09:52,029 before all the deals go racing away! 235 00:09:56,809 --> 00:09:57,703 I'm sorry. 236 00:09:57,804 --> 00:10:00,353 Did I ask for an impression of the world's loneliest cat? 237 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:04,179 Mr. Ehlert, by any chance, did you promise customers 238 00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:06,351 they could take a ride in an Indy car? 239 00:10:06,469 --> 00:10:07,804 You bet I did. 240 00:10:07,963 --> 00:10:09,270 Do we have an Indy car? 241 00:10:09,386 --> 00:10:10,630 No, we do not. 242 00:10:10,761 --> 00:10:13,750 Just tell 'em it's out on a run and they're next in line. 243 00:10:13,838 --> 00:10:15,982 Mr. Ehlert, you're better than that. 244 00:10:16,072 --> 00:10:17,717 Now you need to get on that radio right now 245 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,857 and tell people we don't have an Indy car. 246 00:10:19,974 --> 00:10:21,417 We're back, sir. 247 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:24,440 Uh, folks, I need to clear something up. 248 00:10:24,584 --> 00:10:27,374 Uh, we do not have an Indy car. 249 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,567 We got two Indy cars and a hot air balloon! 250 00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:34,278 So come on down, bring the kids, 251 00:10:34,407 --> 00:10:37,794 and take a magical tour over Orson. 252 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,449 Is mom home yet? 253 00:10:41,546 --> 00:10:42,667 Nope. What's up? 254 00:10:42,802 --> 00:10:44,776 Well, I don't have all my intel yet, 255 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,919 but I think Sue may be blackmailing Axl. 256 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,414 Not interested. 257 00:10:48,528 --> 00:10:49,741 But I just saw him making her-- 258 00:10:49,841 --> 00:10:51,704 Not another word. I don't want to hear it. 259 00:10:51,794 --> 00:10:54,366 Suit yourself. The candy cigarettes are behind the bread. 260 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,215 I'll take two bubble gum and one mint. 261 00:10:58,952 --> 00:10:59,898 You mean these? 262 00:10:59,987 --> 00:11:02,043 Those are the ones. Come to papa. 263 00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:05,690 What's going on? 264 00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:07,689 What's going on is I don't reward my kids 265 00:11:07,785 --> 00:11:10,279 for ratting each other out, so you're not getting any candy. 266 00:11:10,393 --> 00:11:11,394 Dad, you don't get it. 267 00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:13,812 I give mom information-- She gives me candy. 268 00:11:13,922 --> 00:11:16,919 I give it to the bullies at school--they leave me alone. 269 00:11:17,065 --> 00:11:19,586 There's a whole fragile ecosystem you're messing with. 270 00:11:19,776 --> 00:11:20,635 Look... 271 00:11:20,768 --> 00:11:22,312 Ecosystem. 272 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:23,500 Brick, let me tell you something. 273 00:11:23,621 --> 00:11:25,864 Tattling is wrong, and it's a weenie thing to do, 274 00:11:26,007 --> 00:11:27,069 and if you keep on doing it, 275 00:11:27,175 --> 00:11:28,378 you're not gonna be very popular. 276 00:11:28,475 --> 00:11:29,588 I'm not very popular now. 277 00:11:29,685 --> 00:11:31,178 That's kind of why I need the candy. 278 00:11:31,298 --> 00:11:33,195 Well, your bribing days are over. 279 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:35,321 But mom says telling on people is a good thing. 280 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:37,467 She said any parent who doesn't want to know things 281 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:38,934 is living in denial. 282 00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:40,196 Really? 283 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,759 You want to know what else she said? 284 00:11:41,953 --> 00:11:43,327 No, actually, I don't. 285 00:11:43,484 --> 00:11:44,556 It's about you. 286 00:11:44,677 --> 00:11:45,596 Don't care. 287 00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:47,238 Pretty juicy. 288 00:11:47,328 --> 00:11:49,672 Still don't care, 'cause it's tattling, and tattling is wrong. 289 00:11:49,831 --> 00:11:51,320 I'm confused. 290 00:11:51,432 --> 00:11:52,718 You're telling me to do one thing, 291 00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:54,334 and mom's telling me to do another. 292 00:11:54,445 --> 00:11:55,834 Who should I listen to? 293 00:11:55,951 --> 00:11:57,608 Well, that depends. 294 00:11:58,295 --> 00:12:01,038 Do you want to be a flying monkey mama's boy snitch? 295 00:12:01,217 --> 00:12:02,989 Or do you want to be a man? 296 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,508 Wow. Mom was right about you. 297 00:12:05,611 --> 00:12:07,096 Still don't care. 298 00:12:14,707 --> 00:12:17,369 Unfortunately, things didn't get any easier for Axl, 299 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:19,302 not with a sister drunk with power. 300 00:12:19,412 --> 00:12:21,446 Good afternoon, jeeves. 301 00:12:21,662 --> 00:12:23,418 So where do you guys want to go today? 302 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,727 - Fro-yo! - Mall. 303 00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:26,764 Movies! We can do all three! 304 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,932 Yep, she really pushed it. 305 00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:35,217 - I'm late for my voice lesson. - Hit it. 306 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,708 Then she pushed it some more. 307 00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:38,806 Arcade, please. 308 00:12:38,899 --> 00:12:39,783 Who are you? 309 00:12:39,864 --> 00:12:40,735 Some girl in my science class 310 00:12:40,842 --> 00:12:42,466 said you'd take me wherever I wanted to go. 311 00:12:42,789 --> 00:12:46,383 If you say, "no," she said to say, "lake." 312 00:12:54,323 --> 00:12:55,180 Hello? 313 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:57,796 Hi. It's me. It's crazy here, so I can't leave. 314 00:12:57,886 --> 00:12:59,683 It looks like you're gonna have to go to Brick's Parent Night. 315 00:12:59,781 --> 00:13:01,737 Parent Night? 316 00:13:01,991 --> 00:13:04,872 Really? Come on. It's everything I don't like. 317 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:07,843 It's parents, it's night, it's not in our living room... 318 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,155 Hey, it's not like I'm out 319 00:13:09,257 --> 00:13:10,687 sucking down margaritas with the girls. 320 00:13:10,774 --> 00:13:13,355 I'm trying to sell 500 cars, and so far we've only sold 4... 321 00:13:13,483 --> 00:13:15,897 Hundred. Yeah, they're going like hotcakes. 322 00:13:16,014 --> 00:13:17,596 Now listen. They put out 323 00:13:17,686 --> 00:13:18,734 the volunteer sign-up sheets 324 00:13:18,843 --> 00:13:19,906 after the teacher's speech, 325 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,900 so make sure you sign us up for something good. 326 00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:24,240 I'm not scraping gum another year. 327 00:13:24,347 --> 00:13:25,437 Don't worry, Frankie. I think I can 328 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,575 sign a clipboard. 329 00:13:26,668 --> 00:13:29,150 I'm not paying you to yap on the phone, chatty. 330 00:13:29,294 --> 00:13:30,831 Now make me another hot dog. 331 00:13:32,132 --> 00:13:33,624 Double relish. 332 00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:36,718 Brick. 333 00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:40,441 Get your coat. We gotta go to your school. 334 00:13:40,739 --> 00:13:42,921 No, thanks. I've got a pop-tart in the toaster. 335 00:13:43,117 --> 00:13:44,583 That wasn't a question. 336 00:13:44,771 --> 00:13:47,579 You know, I'd let you stay here alone, but I'm afraid 337 00:13:47,691 --> 00:13:50,648 you'd rat me out to mom. Something to think about. 338 00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:04,888 Oh, g-- 339 00:14:17,636 --> 00:14:18,843 Looking for these? 340 00:14:18,934 --> 00:14:19,831 Uhh! 341 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,466 Carly's house, please. 342 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,234 No way! I can't take it anymore! 343 00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:27,089 You've stolen my time, my gas, and it'll probably take 344 00:14:27,193 --> 00:14:30,583 a team of scientists to get the loser smell out of my car. 345 00:14:30,729 --> 00:14:32,812 Fine. It's too bad, though, 346 00:14:32,907 --> 00:14:35,471 'cause there's only one more day till your trip to the lake. 347 00:14:35,597 --> 00:14:38,291 Oh, it'd be a shame if you didn't get to go. 348 00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:40,608 Of course I want you to go, 349 00:14:40,753 --> 00:14:45,036 but I just don't think mom and dad will see it that way. 350 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,762 Hello? 351 00:14:53,898 --> 00:14:54,810 How's it going? 352 00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:56,173 Have they put out the sign-up sheet yet? 353 00:14:56,259 --> 00:14:57,217 Where are you sitting? 354 00:14:57,319 --> 00:15:00,128 Uh, I'm at Brick's desk, in the world's tiniest chair. 355 00:15:00,237 --> 00:15:02,670 What? No, no, no. You have to be up front. 356 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,966 That's where the clipboards are gonna be. Move up now. 357 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,604 Okay, okay, relax. 358 00:15:13,944 --> 00:15:15,358 Has the teacher started talking yet? 359 00:15:15,475 --> 00:15:16,868 - Not yet. - Okay, listen. 360 00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:18,130 The minute she stops talking, 361 00:15:18,236 --> 00:15:20,085 you gotta make a beeline for those sign-up sheets 362 00:15:20,198 --> 00:15:22,586 like it's the last chopper out of Vietnam. You got a pen? 363 00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:23,951 Uh, no, but I'm-- 364 00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:25,528 Go find a pen right now-- Not a pencil-- 365 00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:26,680 A pen. 366 00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:28,442 Excuse me. Do you have a pen I can borrow? 367 00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:29,703 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't. 368 00:15:29,826 --> 00:15:33,371 I need all of them in case one runs out. 369 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,543 Did you find one? Mike? Mike? Mike?! 370 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:39,472 What?! 371 00:15:39,574 --> 00:15:40,719 Did you find a pen?! 372 00:15:41,878 --> 00:15:42,767 Found a pencil. 373 00:15:42,865 --> 00:15:43,595 Mike! 374 00:15:43,696 --> 00:15:45,407 I mean a pen. I have a pen. 375 00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:47,785 Everything's fine. I got this. Excuse me. 376 00:15:47,902 --> 00:15:49,505 Um, I'm not gonna have any trouble 377 00:15:49,622 --> 00:15:51,442 signing up for volunteering, am I? 378 00:15:51,558 --> 00:15:52,830 Oh, not at all. 379 00:15:52,963 --> 00:15:55,943 There'll be plenty of spaces on every sign-up sheet. 380 00:15:56,037 --> 00:15:59,251 Thank you. Did you hear that? Room mom's not worried at all. 381 00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:00,699 Of course she's not worried, you fool. 382 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:02,977 She's the room mom! She's in the inner circle. 383 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,145 She probably signed up herself 384 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,104 and five of her friends weeks ago. 385 00:16:06,254 --> 00:16:08,100 Frankie, listen to me. 386 00:16:08,195 --> 00:16:10,647 No. You're done talking. I need you to focus on me 387 00:16:10,764 --> 00:16:12,029 and listen carefully. 388 00:16:12,135 --> 00:16:14,007 Welcome, everyone. 389 00:16:14,104 --> 00:16:16,579 I want to thank you all for coming tonight. 390 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,874 - Mike, are you listening? - I know it's difficult... 391 00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:19,342 You want to be in the front of the classroom... 392 00:16:19,453 --> 00:16:21,730 Because that's where they put out the sign-up sheets. Got it? 393 00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:22,838 Yes. 394 00:16:22,961 --> 00:16:23,977 - Repeat it. - We have a lot to cover tonight... 395 00:16:24,086 --> 00:16:26,844 Front of the classroom. I'm not deaf. 396 00:16:26,968 --> 00:16:27,563 Now listen. 397 00:16:27,671 --> 00:16:28,885 The second Ms. Tibbits stops talking, 398 00:16:28,994 --> 00:16:31,716 you need to make your move. Take those long legs and run. 399 00:16:31,817 --> 00:16:33,945 And don't be polite. Remember that colts game 400 00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:35,652 where you cut in front of that kid and made him cry 401 00:16:35,747 --> 00:16:38,355 so Peyton Manning would sign your football? Channel that guy. 402 00:16:38,466 --> 00:16:39,854 And as soon as you get to the sign-up sheets, 403 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,829 you look for the words "purchase" or "bring" on it. 404 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,072 That means we can shop and dump. 405 00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,246 Paper products are best. 406 00:16:45,346 --> 00:16:47,479 And stay away from anything that says "beautify." 407 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,170 That's just a fancy word for cleaning. 408 00:16:49,281 --> 00:16:50,346 And should anyone ask you, 409 00:16:50,461 --> 00:16:51,877 you have no special skills, 410 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,878 nor do you own or know how to use tools. Are you getting this? 411 00:16:54,989 --> 00:16:56,448 I think so. 412 00:16:56,572 --> 00:16:57,829 Are you in the front of the class? 413 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,743 Uh, no. The teacher started talking, so I 414 00:16:59,829 --> 00:17:01,116 stepped in the hall to hear you better. 415 00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:02,687 The hall? Are you nuts? 416 00:17:02,782 --> 00:17:04,000 She could stop talking at any time. 417 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,759 You get back in there. Go, go, go, go, 418 00:17:05,854 --> 00:17:07,437 go, go, g-- 419 00:17:07,685 --> 00:17:08,883 Please don't tell on me. 420 00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:10,603 Mr. Ehlert?! 421 00:17:20,168 --> 00:17:22,682 Hey, Axl. Can you pop this tape in? 422 00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:24,657 It's a remix of "Bad Choices," 423 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,065 our anti-texting-and-driving song. 424 00:17:31,345 --> 00:17:33,891 - Looking down to read a text - Ooh, can you turn it up a bit? 425 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,121 you won't see what happens next 426 00:17:36,214 --> 00:17:37,690 Actually, can you turn it down a tad? 427 00:17:37,799 --> 00:17:39,633 Aah! 428 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,966 - Up a notch? - You're dead, you're dead... 429 00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,321 Down a smidge? 430 00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:46,064 Now can you turn it back on? 431 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,914 Axl. Hello? 432 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,324 Wait. Where are you going? 433 00:17:52,423 --> 00:17:53,551 This is not the way to Carly's house. 434 00:17:53,661 --> 00:17:58,289 Axl. Answer me. W-- Come on! 435 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:01,509 I wouldn't want to be lake. 436 00:18:03,324 --> 00:18:06,142 Did you hear what I just said? I didn't say "late." 437 00:18:06,243 --> 00:18:09,239 I said "lake," as in the lake you won't be going to. 438 00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:20,786 Hi, mom. It's Axl. 439 00:18:20,887 --> 00:18:23,092 I just wanted to tell you that on Monday, 440 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:24,439 I snuck out of the house, 441 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,577 and I didn't get home until 1:00 in the morning. 442 00:18:26,693 --> 00:18:28,236 I realize that by violating curfew 443 00:18:28,334 --> 00:18:29,493 and not telling you where I was, 444 00:18:29,588 --> 00:18:32,486 I have lost my chance to go to the lake this weekend. 445 00:18:34,015 --> 00:18:35,319 Get out. 446 00:18:35,828 --> 00:18:37,085 What? 447 00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:38,709 Get out. 448 00:18:39,093 --> 00:18:40,604 Well, you're not gonna get away with this, Axl. 449 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,705 You're gonna be in really big trouble. 450 00:18:43,283 --> 00:18:45,081 I'm already in trouble. 451 00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:46,732 Well, you can't just leave me here alone. 452 00:18:46,824 --> 00:18:48,167 Better start walking. 453 00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:50,736 Don't want to get home too lake! 454 00:18:54,682 --> 00:18:56,540 But what we lack from budget cuts, 455 00:18:56,659 --> 00:18:59,209 we make up for in spirit. 456 00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:01,097 So in conclusion... 457 00:19:04,452 --> 00:19:07,377 I-it's been an honor to teach your children. 458 00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,152 And to wrap things up... 459 00:19:10,129 --> 00:19:11,714 I hope that you and your families 460 00:19:11,841 --> 00:19:15,067 will have a lovely rest of the year. 461 00:19:32,121 --> 00:19:34,102 Paper goods. Bingo. 462 00:19:35,873 --> 00:19:37,152 Aah! Damn it. 463 00:19:56,684 --> 00:19:57,862 Can we go now? 464 00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:59,376 Yes, we can, 'cause guess who just bagged 465 00:19:59,478 --> 00:20:02,680 a spot on the paper goods list? Shop and dump, baby. 466 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:05,226 What kind of paper goods do you have to dump? 467 00:20:05,308 --> 00:20:07,485 Good question. I'll check. 468 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:16,548 Hey. Where'd my name go? 469 00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:19,409 Who's "Mitch Kellog"? 470 00:20:19,622 --> 00:20:21,641 Oh, hey, that's me. I don't think we've met. 471 00:20:21,814 --> 00:20:23,065 Mike Heck. 472 00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:24,337 If the name sounds familiar, 473 00:20:24,439 --> 00:20:26,621 it's 'cause it's the one you erased to steal my spot. 474 00:20:26,741 --> 00:20:27,528 I'm sorry? 475 00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:30,179 Apology accepted. Brick? Give me an eraser. 476 00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:31,798 Look, I don't know what you're talking about, 477 00:20:31,894 --> 00:20:33,097 but there's plenty of spaces available 478 00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:34,888 on the classroom beautification committee. 479 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:37,465 Ha. "Beautification." Nice try. Brick. 480 00:20:37,564 --> 00:20:38,824 I didn't erase your name, pal. 481 00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:40,903 Yeah, you did, and you didn't even have 482 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,535 the decency to erase the whole thing. 483 00:20:42,684 --> 00:20:45,493 You stole the "M" from my "Mike" to make your "Mitch." 484 00:20:45,605 --> 00:20:48,075 Sorry, pal. I'm not giving you my spot. 485 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,355 Should have brought a pen. 486 00:20:52,766 --> 00:20:54,504 Brick? 487 00:20:54,938 --> 00:20:56,768 Don't tell your mom what I'm about to do. 488 00:20:57,054 --> 00:21:00,189 Ms. Tibbits? He cheated. 489 00:21:00,295 --> 00:21:02,760 This man right here, Mitch Kellog... 490 00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:04,531 As it turned out, 491 00:21:04,684 --> 00:21:07,884 Ms. Tibbits had the same policy about tattling Mike did, 492 00:21:07,983 --> 00:21:09,731 except she followed through on it. 493 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:12,873 Every year. Freakin' beautification. 494 00:21:12,973 --> 00:21:16,431 As for Axl, he never did make it to the lake... 495 00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,699 And Mike rewarded Sue for not tattling on him... 496 00:21:22,535 --> 00:21:25,093 And then I punished her for it. 497 00:21:28,868 --> 00:21:30,427 Oh! 498 00:21:30,771 --> 00:21:31,996 Axl! 499 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,211 I'm telling. 500 00:21:33,534 --> 00:21:34,570 - Brick! - You kidding me? 501 00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:36,092 I'm not saying our system is perfect. 502 00:21:36,209 --> 00:21:38,340 We're still working out a few kinks. 503 00:21:39,391 --> 00:21:45,187 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 504 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:49,787 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0